shitposting central 🚀

jaclcfrost:

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

officialghostfucker:

sunkenyachtclub:

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

fitzsimmmonsy:

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night